I'm a splish
broke my dish
will she squish
this little fish

I'm a splash
without cash
watch me dash
thru the trash

I'm a bang
talk with slang
I'll be dang...
what is this thang

I'm a crunch
look like lunch
she will munch
I have a hunch

I'm a slam
such a ham
more like spam
on the lam

I'm a riot
although quiet
can you try it
TASTE MY SPIT